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英语幽默笑话300篇Myauntisricher,theadoptionoftheRussiangirlsmallcousin,thisyear18years,themosthat... 英语幽默笑话300篇
My aunt is richer, the adoption of the Russian girl small cousin, this year 18 years, the most hated Shangjie, various accosted by using English, let her not know what course to take, just a few black lines: Hey girl, where are come from? Cousin suppressed along while red face, a broken hand bag, with standard Henan dialect roared: I move sheire who, Gu Henan Zhengzhou -_-
Spring Festival Gala opening dance? Single 1 "we happy" CCTV all reporter. 2 pieces of 3 "Maiguai" Zhao Benshan Liu Xiang. The 3 comic "plasticizer is fart" in wine assist "4 pieces of trash children" the Civil Affairs Bureau of Guizhou. The 5 children's song "I love you" child abuse yanyangong 6 Song "I smile," Shaanxi administration of work safety. The 7 song "love Wang Shi in the business school". 8 "12 seconds" Lei 政富 acrobatics. 9 pieces of "flat Fen" Henan Civil Affairs Bureau
? now the woman really effemination too! Afternoon and his girlfriend to go out to exercise, walked less than five hundred meters, she shout tired. I had to back down from her own way.
A beauty? Go to the market to buy pork, the boss said pork is not enough, so from the pig face cut a piece of meat filling, beauty urgent straight stamp said, I shame on you, I shame on you.
If. Female life bangs is adorable sister, oblique bangs is a strong woman, in is the queen, the man? Ping Liuhai is a teenage boy, oblique bangs are loafers, divided is silly B, difference how so big?
? today is the last day of 2012, this year, we flirt with Du Fu, Zhen Huan imitation, met uncle bird saved the world, learn a wry neck act loving, always trouble Fang Yuan this year, we claim to grass root, not happy my surname beast, the taste of home stay on the tongue tip you will miss it, this remarkable 2012.
? Moonlight before the bed, want to drink Hot and Sour Soup. People than the thin yellow, remember twice-cooked pork. Lotus just buds, a look at the ribs stewed beans. The frosty night, Sauteed Sweet Corn with Pine Nuts potato. Spring Green River south, the moon when the roast grim. Jun ask no period, to get the disc mushrooms stew. I urge the full weight, fruit pancake with chicken. The day will be a pair of lovebirds, street wait to eat barbecue!!!
? cigarette
dating back, after some consideration, decided to marry a match. Lighter madly in love for many years very dissatisfied, ask: "I the trendy, you noble, we are the perfect match! Why did you choose soil Diaozha match?" Cigarette said: "because your love is just a moment, when I die, you'll be faithless, and matches a lifetime burning one, just for me a cigarette.
? son in kindergarten, "pleasant goat and grey wolf" to the theme song, always keep singing: "empress empress empress beauty like lazy boiling empress what what what Niang Niang Niang Niang Niang Niang like to day commonplace Niang howling like a hungry we are a group of little sheep"
The donkey said: stupid? People say silly. 2, Niu said: people talk about is called B. 3, the cat said: people do tricks called maoni. 4, the wolf said: people do bad things that work hand in glove with the partnership; 5, the mouse said: people don't say short-sighted vision; 6, the tiger said: human smugness said borrowing power to do evil; 7, chicken said: people in small things but insisted that the chicken chicken; 8, the dog suddenly Nu way: the most exasperating is, male the woman is pregnant but insisted that damn it.
? 1 photography when done V shaped sign: God, save this laotu people! Even if you stand like a stake.
? 2 idol worship: have no idols, only "vomiting object".
? 3 don't use a handkerchief, which also ashamed than street naked. Khan Jiuwang on a clean, no matter how white 多贵 clothes up to head on, the special action to elegant. Our slogan is: do not seek the most NB, as long as more NB!
? 4 don't carry a portable computer everywhere Xianyan, guarantee immediately be found. But portable grades higher. This year, the computer can understand more and more, in addition to Gates, who hand out have been identified as idiot, as for Gates, he is the lunch box out to people as is the new concept of electronic
? 5 don't many people in the time out of your Tong or similar electronic notepad. Misfortune comes out should immediately find a seam drilling, * * again. When the Tibetan people and more good instant dict, don't let the cat out of the bag, remember what the phone immediately took out his notebook and a pen. Meet people who are not asked why not instant dict, you only the right eye swept him and then a sneer sneer march off, must be in place, let people understand you not play but disdain for. Popular now recover one's original simplicity, with a root Xiaogun arbitrary point of the times have passed.
例出十大最经典英语句子
1:The way to learn a language is to practice speaking it as often as possible.
(学习一门语言的方法就是要尽量多地练习说.）
2A great man once said it is necessary to dill as much as possible,and the more you apply it in real situations,the more natural it will become.
(一位伟人曾说,反复203练是非常必要的,你越多的将所学到的东西运用到实际生活中,他们就变的越自然.）
3learning any language takes a lot of effort.but don't give up.
(学习任何语言都是需要花费很多努力,但不要放弃.）
4Rome wasn't built in a day.work harder and practice more.your hardworking will be rewarded by god one day.god is equal to everyone!
(冰冻三尺,非一日之寒.更加努力的学习,更加勤奋的203练,你所付出的一切将会得到上帝的报答,上帝是公平的.）
5I would also like to learn more about the culture behind the language.when you understand the cultural background,you can better use the language.
(我想学习和了解更多关于语言背后的文化知识,当你理解了文化背景,你就能更好地运用语言.）
6Knowing everything is knowing nothing.
无所不知等于一无所知．
7Heart to heart,though apart from.海内存知己,天涯若比邻.
8Knowledge is power.
知识就是力量.
9Let life be beautiful like summer flower,and death like autumn tears.
让生命如夏花般绚烂,让死亡如秋叶般静美.
10No pains no gains. 不劳无获
能给几个搞笑又经典的英文句子
先给几个:
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
"努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
"工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
When two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
最后给几个无敌的:
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
^_^请笑纳
写出非常有趣的英语句子
不知道你对有趣的定义,不过下面的对我来说都挺有趣.
1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻烦没来找你,就别去自找麻烦.
第一、四个trouble是动词,第二、三个trouble是名词.
2. I think that that 'that' that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个"that"是错误的.
第一个that是连词,引起宾语从句;第二、五个that是指示代词"那个";第三个that在这儿相当于名词;第四个that是关系代词,引起定语从句.
3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know. 我知道.你知道.我知道你知道.我知道你知道我知道.
4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately. 我们必须团结在一起,否则我们将被一个个绞死.
这是一句双关语.前面的hang together是"团结一致"的意思,后面的hanged是"绞死"的意思.
5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗.
这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母.
6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw? 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠?
这是一句回文句,顺着读和倒着读是一样的.
7. 上联: To China for china, China with china, dinner on china. 去中国买瓷器,中国有瓷器,吃饭靠瓷器.
下联:到前门买前门,前门没前门,后门有前门.
这是一副对仗工整、妙趣横生的英汉对联.下联中的第二、四、五个"前门"指"大前门"香烟.
8. 2B or not 2B, that is a ?
这是一种文字简化游戏.它的意思是:To be or not to be, that is the question. (生存还是毁灭,那是个问题.)
